askinnyblackman:

there is a girl here who is so pretty that it hurts my soul

canadumb:

shh no worries u can trust me am doctor

actualhansolo:

me: clicks play on an audio post on my dash

audio post: doesnt fucking play

me: ah, yes, My Mistake, why on earth would i expect this website to actually function correctly

pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

okcupidescapades:

drakeimpala:

does anyone remember 2k10 Middle School “Hipster” aesthetics?? colorful galaxy pictures?? Triangles?? the same 2 perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere?? narwhals?? the 3 most popular MGMT songs?? the word “infinite??” So Many Triangles?? Did anyone actually like or understand any of that or was it just some mass hysteria, a hallucination of the collective unconscious, all young citizens being brainwashed into compliance

I can’t believe so many of you were in middle school in 2010. I’m way too fucking old for this website

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

annulet:

iamanelemelon:

serperoir:

marcosclopezblog:

xeppeli:

ryu1964:

prpldragonart:

dajjthespoon:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

scissorkirby:

kridtsohgniarb:

lozchic3:

licknugo:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

gastrictank:

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

goodbye small fucker

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

Revenge is sweet.

goodbye small fucker

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

create more reasons for this to be continued

thebootydiaries:

it sure is